The Last Four Words of Gilmore Girls: “Fidel Castro Would’ve Won”

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All 100% real headlines about Fidel Castro’s death:

Former Cuban Leader Fidel Castro Dies. He Was Thicc af tbh

24 Times Castro Was Like “Not Today, Bitch” to American Imperialism and Also, Err, Human Rights

Founder of Castration Fidel Castro Dies at 90

You Won’t Believe Fidel Castro’s Reaction To Trump Win

Another Celebrity Says “LMAo, I’m Fucking Done” to 2016

Vale Fidel Castro, Brocialist Podcast Addict, Probably

Trump, Noted Embargo Breaker: Castro Was a Very, Very Bad Man and Obama was Bad to Normalise Relations With Cuba

Vale Fidel Castro, Who Died While Sitting on the Toilet Listening to El Chapo Trap House, Wearing only Nipple Tassles

The Last Four Words of Gilmore Girls: “Fidel Castro Would’ve Won”

Cuba Builds Robot Replacement to Castro

Castro is Dead, Long Live Castro Boy

Castro Boy Destroys Downtown Havana

Americans Need to Stop Denigrating Castro Boy

HamNo: Castro Boy, Rampaging Robot Communist, Actually Good

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